Monday, August 11, 2008
Browns Pro Bowl wideout Braylon Edwards sustained a deep laceration to his right leg after being gashed by teammate Donta Stallworth at the end of a footrace last Friday. Edwards was sprinting barefoot for some unholy reason. The cut was deep enough that he was hospitalized overnight at the Cleveland Clinic Foundation Center for Healthcare Excellence. I think that's the official name these days. Or something vaguely totalitarian along those lines.
So here's what we have: Professional athlete + open wound + Cleveland Clinic.....hopefully the room he stayed in was power sprayed with liquid vancomycin. We don't want Derek Anderson's #1 target going down as the seventh Brown to acquire a significant MRSA infection after treatment at CCF.