Well, this is heartwarming. In the Plain Dealer today, there's an article that details the travails and ambitions of the Satterfield triplets of Elyria, Ohio. These delightful local blondes apparently were in Playboy magazine together in 2003 and 2007. Are they satisfied? Embarassed? Hell no.
So being in Playboy was everything they wanted?
"No. We're not centerfolds," Vicki said. "If we become centerfolds, then it would become a dream come true."
Vicki said the mansion was "like a pretend world" that included parties, swimming pools and stars.
Becoming centerfolds has been the triplets' ambition since they were 15. They began stripping four years later, with the goal of heading to Los Angeles for Playboy. Rachel Satterfield said the magazine is a class organization and used tasteful photos. She is hardly ashamed.
"I think I look better naked," she said.
The sisters have few other career goals. They just may keep dancing together at Club 57, a business off the Ohio Turnpike, until they get the call from Hef.
Makes me proud to call myself a Clevelander. And I'm sure their parents must be just tickled pink.