Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy Fourth of July!

Despite the unemployment, the corruption, the imperialistic foreign wars, the social inequality, the increasing fundamentalism and anti-intellectualism of my conservative party, and the overall uncertainty of what the future holds --- despite it all, there's no better place to live and work and raise a kid than the old US of A. Fire up the grill. Down a few pints. Have a great weekend.


(What song did you think I would use??)

2 comments:

Frank Drackman said...

Fundamentalism & Social Inequality??? You left out the biggest one...
SARA PALIN IS THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I don't mean that she's just a Bee-otch, I mean the REAL Antichrist, the one with Fire and Brimstones...
OK, start with her Birthday, February 11th, 1964, or 2-11-64, or 2-64. Whats 2+64?? 66!!! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!!!!
and you ever notice how she's always got that lock of hair hangin down on her Forehead, sort of like Hitler used to??? That's no Accident, my loser Big-10(11? 12?) friend. Keeps you from seein where the "66" used to be..
and I've got a former girlfriend in Texas who's prepared to swear on a stack of Torahs that a patient with the initials "SP" had a "66" lasered off her forehead in 2004.
and add the numbers in "2004" what do you get???
6!!!!!!!!!!! or 1/2 of the mark of the beast...

that whole "Trig" things just a diversion, to get your mind off her boobs(they do seem bigger, don't they?)I mean, forehead.

and whats with the "Pints"??? This ain't France, we don't use no damn Metric System...

Frank

rlbates said...

Happy Fourth to you too!