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Buckeye Surgeon
Ruminations by a non-academic general surgeon from the heart of the rust belt.
Sunday, April 6, 2025
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The Immigrant
No, my papers are not in order. I have no right to be here. I was born in another country far beyond these borders. I am not a citizen. I cannot vote for change. I am a refugee from a land I’ve never left. A transient interloper politely asked to please move on. A shadowy figure on the edge of the scene who makes everyone nervous. I have been evicted, deported, delivered to lowest bidders. I have no right, under auspices of the language of law, to question my strictly defined disposition. My freedoms are restricted. My days consist of making the rounds on my P.O. boxes in various post offices to see if, for once, I have received any mail informing me of a positive change in my legal status. One day there was a certified letter. It was a summons but the name on the form was someone else’s. It was starting to happen. Even this inner sanctum of private delusion was occupied by aliens.
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Russian Doll
Nothing I do is my own
I’ve always just copied everyone else
Down to my accent, gestures and laugh
If you peek inside, there’s nothing there.
I made the mistake once of looking
Deep down and it was like an elaborate
Matryoshka doll trick a mean uncle
Plays on you for your birthday.
Each box I opened contained a smaller one
And then a smaller one, you get the idea.
The last box, the smallest one, came
Wrapped in glossy gold paper
As light as any professed faith.
I hesitated before tearing it open
Feeling the hot snarl of his eyes
As he watched across the room
Only to find it bone empty
Like a plundered Egyptian tomb.
Alas, this was the great trauma of my life
And I didn’t want anyone to know
So I closed it tight and thanked him
For his kindness and stowed it away
In the attic
With all the old ribbons and dusty trophies.
Afterward I began to steal from others
All the things I liked
And gave them away as gifts.
Every box had something in it
And if they didn’t like it, fine,
It wasn’t even mine.
Tuesday, April 1, 2025
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The Best Thing
What if the best thing you ever did
Was a poem that, once finished,
You had to give away
Or was taken
By whomever claimed it?
This isn’t it— don’t get excited.
All these words so far don’t count.
This isn’t the poem I was talking about.
The poem I am talking about
Lives in the recesses of unfinished
Sanctuaries where the hunted
Crouch behind blocks of broken granite.
No one thinks to look for it there
Which is why it feels so safe.
But that’s only a transition stage.
The one who knows it best
Seizes it
And carries it away to her lair
Where she finishes it and signs it
With a mashup of their names.
The AP wire service picks it up
And publishes it online
Under the unverifiable byline
And it quickly goes viral.
It’s fair to say the whole world reads it
Not because they have to or want to
But because if you’ve made it this far
That's what you do.
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Aftermath
I stumbled upon the aftermath
Of a cataclysm I had missed.
Here, everything was in ruins
Hypoxic soils reeked of brine
I thought I felt rain but it was
Only the febrile oxygen sweating.
Yes, you could do whatever you wanted
And no one would stop you
But that’s never been what you wanted.
It was a soundless landscape devoid
Of birdsong or waves crashing
Or children laughing.
No one stepped forward to apologize
For all this needless destruction.
There appeared to be no survivors.
I was afraid if I kept exploring this desolate land
My path would lead to a cave in a desert
Where etched petroglyphs
On granite walls revealed the truth:
That I was the god once worshipped
By a daft, desperate civilization
And I’m the one they blame
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Authenticity
A real poet is a poet
All the time
Not just while writing.
They shower in stanzas
And run errands
Down near the caesura.
Sometimes they love,
But mostly in metaphor.
Anyone who falls for one
Turns into a summer’s day
Or a red red rose
Or a glass queen
On the chessboard
He hides in his heart.
A doctor isn’t a real poet, either.
It’s only when he writes,
White coat hanging on a hook,
Wife picking up the kids from practice.
He isn’t really a husband
Then, nor a father, nor surgeon.
He always has to choose one
At the expense of another—
Equally deserving pieces
Forked by a wily knight.
After an operation
There are a few moments of bliss
When he remembers he is nothing:
Neither poet nor doctor nor king.
He dictates his actions in prose
So there isn’t any confusion
And then the delicate game
Can start all over again.
Monday, March 31, 2025
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Check Out Time
We wheeled our luggage to the hotel pool
After checkout like small coffins
Reminding everyone we all
Have something to get back to.
Pale recent arrivals stared and tsked
But we didn’t care, we had every right,
Our plane didn’t leave until later.
We ordered drinks and read our books
But got so hot sitting in the sun
We curled up inside our suitcases
Next to our still damp swimsuits.
Someone called the concierge for a porter
Who carried us away
And buried us in the trunk of the airport shuttle.
Thursday, March 27, 2025
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Theodicy
Monday, March 17, 2025
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Name Change
Sunday, March 16, 2025
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Insomniac